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Fri, 18 May 2012 16:44:55 -0400

you can’t catch me lorax! ten years later: never mind...

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:18:07 -0400

you can’t catch me lorax! ten years later: never mind about that comment I live in a shoe with no company. If your life sucks try that!

itsjohnsen: A 1942 photo of Hans Scholl, Sophie Scholl and...

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:15:57 -0400

itsjohnsen:

A 1942 photo of Hans Scholl, Sophie Scholl and Christoph Probst - members of the student resistance group, “White Rose”. The group distributed pamphlets across Germany appealing to the public’s sense of moral duty, calling for resistance to the Nazi dictatorship, and demanding an end to the war.

Sophie would be caught and reported to the Gestapo on the 18th of February, 1943 at Ludwig Maximilians University. All three would then be sentenced 5 days later and beheaded.
George Witt

A Child's Book Report on the Entire Bible Read more: http://www.beliefnet.com/Entertainment/Joke-of-the-Day/Daily-Joke.aspx#ixzz1sPCvHHll

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 11:19:05 -0400

In the beginning, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, ‘The Lord thy God is one,’ but I think he must be a lot older than that. Anyway, God said, ‘Give me a light!’ and someone did. Then God made the world.

He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked, but they weren’t embarrassed because mirrors hadn’t been invented yet. Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were driven from the Garden of Eden. Not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn’t have cars.

Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated his brother as long as he was Abel. Pretty soon all of the early people died off, except for Methuselah, who lived to be like a million or something.

One of the next important people was Noah, who was a good guy, but one of his kids was kind of a Ham. Noah built a large boat and put his family and some animals on it. He asked some other people to join him, but they said they would take a rain check.

After Noah came Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Jacob was more famous than his brother, Esau, because Esau sold Jacob his birthmark in exchange for some pot roast. Jacob had a son named Joseph who wore a really loud sports coat.

Another important Bible guy is Moses, whose real name was Charlton Heston. Moses led the Israel Lights out of Egypt and away from the evil Pharaoh after God sent ten plagues on Pharaoh’s people. These plagues included frogs, mice, lice, bowels, and no cable. God fed the Israel Lights every day with manicotti.

Then he gave them His Top Ten Commandments. These include don’t lie, cheat, smoke, dance, or covet your neighbor’s stuff. Oh, yeah, I just thought of one more: Humor thy father and thy mother.

One of Moses’ best helpers was Joshua who was the first Bible guy to use spies. Joshua fought the battle of Geritol and the fence fell over on the town.

After Joshua came David. He got to be king by killing a giant with a slingshot. He had a son named Solomon who had about 300 wives and 500 porcupines. My teacher says he was wise, but that doesn’t sound very wise to me.

After Solomon there were a bunch of major league prophets. One of these was Jonah, who was swallowed by a big whale and then barfed upon the shore. There were also some minor league prophets, but I guess we don’t have to worry about them.

After the Old Testament came the New Testament. Jesus is the star of the New Testament. He was born in Bethlehem in a barn. I wish I had been born in a barn, too, because my mom is always saying to me, “Close the door! Were you born in a barn?” It would be nice to say yes.

During his life, Jesus had many arguments with sinners like the Pharisees and the Democrats. Jesus also had twelve opossums. The worst one was Judas Asparagus. Judas was so evil that they named a terrible vegetable after him.

Jesus was a great man. He healed many leopards and even preached to some Germans on the Mount. But the Democrats and all those guys put Jesus on trial before Pontius the Pilot. Pilot didn’t stick up for Jesus. He just washed his hands instead.

Anyways, Jesus died for our sins, then came back to life again. He went up to Heaven, but he will be back at the end of the Aluminum.

His return is foretold in the book of Revolution.

Read more: http://www.beliefnet.com/Entertainment/Joke-of-the-Day/Daily-Joke.aspx#ixzz1sPD3Bbin

"What are angels?…They are the invisible ones, who come to hold us, heal us, guide us, guard us. They..."

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 11:12:31 -0400

“What are angels?…They are the invisible ones, who come to hold us, heal us, guide us, guard us. They take on any form in which they can be received: as visions, as voices, as dreams, as mysterious accidents or as the weird and marvelous coincidence that leaves us laughing with awe and disbelief. They are the whisper of intuition at our shoulder…
-Sophy Burnham”

- Read more: http://www.beliefnet.com/Quotes/Angel/S/Sophy-Burnham/What-Are-Angelsthey-Are-The-Invisible-Ones-Who.aspx?q=Marvelous#ixzz1sPBMH74J

Perez Hamilton: King William III Heartbroken - Wife Queen Mary II Dies

Sun, 15 Apr 2012 19:55:16 -0400

Perez Hamilton: King William III Heartbroken - Wife Queen Mary II Dies:

perezhamilton:

Sucks.

We’ve learned that 32-year-old Queen Mary II of England, Scotland and Ireland has died from smallpox. In order to prevent the spread of infection, she refused to see anyone who had not previously had the disease, including her own sister. She passed away just after midnight on…

that guy is sixteen yet he already has grey hair. He must be in...

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 20:34:47 -0400

that guy is sixteen yet he already has grey hair. He must be in a lot of stress

Bored? Sit there for an hour or two and think about what you...

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 20:28:43 -0400

Bored? Sit there for an hour or two and think about what you could be doing. It’s is ten times worse but also helps you contemplate other things and be good with patience. So you can get out there or benefit yourself with knowledge. YOUR CHOICE.

the mistake of cat lovers

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 11:22:56 -0400

the mistake of cat lovers

naptime

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 11:11:55 -0400

stay awake ):

or go to SLEEP!

naptime

When you cut off a branch of the tree of life, there will always...

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 19:10:48 -0400

When you cut off a branch of the tree of life, there will always be another branch that is affected and could fall off. when all the branches are gone but one won’t this branch also be affected?

mxghouls: ツバ助 important job to do? I got this (:

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 22:08:19 -0400

mxghouls:

ツバ助

important job to do? I got this (:

This is why some people are afraid to be rebels

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 19:56:39 -0400

This is why some people are afraid to be rebels

beautiful

Sat, 17 Mar 2012 14:28:15 -0400

beautiful

citybeau: You look fine. —

Sat, 17 Mar 2012 14:09:27 -0400

citybeau:

You look fine.

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mothernaturenetwork: Recipe: Chocolate Stout Cupcakes with...

Sat, 17 Mar 2012 14:08:23 -0400

mothernaturenetwork:

Recipe: Chocolate Stout Cupcakes with Baileys Frosting

yum! I could so eat that!

dailybunny: Bunny Says “Let’s Blow This Popsicle Stand” Thanks,...

Sat, 17 Mar 2012 14:05:33 -0400

dailybunny:

Bunny Says “Let’s Blow This Popsicle Stand”

Thanks, Hideya!

imwithkanye: A Child Safety PSA with Dave Franco: How to keep...

Sat, 17 Mar 2012 00:45:43 -0400

imwithkanye:

A Child Safety PSA with Dave Franco: How to keep your kids safe from crushing on creepy celebrities over the age of 25. Dave is 26. [watch]

Sharing Poetry: Arthur Rimbaud, "A Dream For Winter"

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 23:33:55 -0400

Sharing Poetry: Arthur Rimbaud, "A Dream For Winter":

sharingpoetry:

In the winter, we will leave in a small pink railway carriage
With blue cushions. We will be comfortable.
A nest of mad kisses lies In each soft corner.
You will close your eyes, in order not to see, through the glass,
The evening shadows making faces.
Those snarling monstrosities, a populace

“Thou shalt go on a treacherous journey in life tearing...

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 23:24:02 -0400

“Thou shalt go on a treacherous journey in life tearing you to pieces but later thou shalt receive gifts greater than life.” The Oracle in Sanlante Velle.